AIDS and Omelettes

*This is an advertisement I saw in my hometown recently*





Shands STD Treatment Center Sunday

Free screenings from 10am to 6pm, brunch will be provided for the first 300 positive patients.



Whoa. What a deal. Either way, you're walking out of there with a smile on your face. I would imagine it to be something like this.

"I'm sorry. You have herpes and syphilis. Why don't you step over here for a bannana corn muffin and some fruit. Oh, wait. Wait. Hold on one second. You've also tested positive for AIDS. Let's see if we can get Phillipe to fire up the omelette station for you."